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  Donations needed.(Frequent flyer miles)

  by WildHorses in

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  i can't fight this feeling any longer.

  i just have to get to australia to meet in person, the man of my dreams.

  actually, the man of ladonna and my dreams.

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  wallaby jack

  phew ..
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  Donations needed.(Frequent flyer miles)

  by WildHorses in

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  i can't fight this feeling any longer.

  i just have to get to australia to meet in person, the man of my dreams.

  actually, the man of ladonna and my dreams.

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  wallaby jack

  This is all very flattering girls but the truth is my heart belongs to wasasister. If the patience of that gorgeous long suffering woman holds we may meet sometime this year and sail the unchartered sea of love.

  I know this will come as a great blow but it's for the best (except for poor wasasister)

  Now all of you stop having impure, lustful fantasies about me and go back to your boyfriends and lovers. Am I a prize to be bargained with like some exotic toyboy? Am I some pretty boy pinup to be printed on the ironing board covers of bored and frustrated housewives? Am I some egotistical male chauvinist riding the backlash against politically corrected new age guys? .. yeah well, maybe the last one .. ooo 'riding the backlash sounds good .. uhem.. where wasa i? .. oh yeah ..

  that photo is a dud I tell ya! Don't get all hot and bothered over silly photos .. Hippikon stuffed it up .. i look much uglier than that .. just ask anybody! ... that's just the outside .. inside i'm even uglier .. i scratch my crotch when i think no ones looking .. i can't read a book without leaving coffee and vegemite stains on every second page .. i fart uncontrollably and blame the cat .. i've never slept on a waterbed or satin sheets in my life .. everything i know about love i learned from ancient chinese and indian texts .. i can't drink much beer, two or three pints and i wanna fall asleep .. my memory's shot .. my lifes a mess and so's my room .. i fart iuncontrollably and blame the cat .. oops i said that already .. told ya my memory's shot ..

  oh dear, i think i just scared wassa away too :(

  unclebruce
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  The 'small one has become a mighty nation'

  by ISP in

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  *** rbi8 isaiah 60:22 ***.

  22 the little one himself will become a thousand, and the small one a mighty nation.

  i myself, jehovah, shall speed it up in its own time.. indeed the little one has become a thousand!

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  wallaby jack

  psst Ladonna .. you girls are freak'n me out in that thread over there .. i knew insulting farkel 'd get me in trouble. oh boy what am i gonna do ...

  unc.
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  Not that anyone's missed me, but....

  by Yerusalyim in

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  there, do i sound pathetically in search of attention?

  good!.

  no, actually i have been lax in posting the last 10 days or so due to attending the united states army instructor training course.

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  wallaby jack

  Here's wishing you and your bunch a very Merry Xmas Yeru!

  unclebruce
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  I never thought about jealousy

  by metatron in

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  as i look back over the trials and tribulations of.

  being a witness, there is one aspect of it that i. never gave much thought about.. jealousy.

  it just never occured to me.

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  wallaby jack

  yeah one, metatrons sooo up hiself! Everyone just recons he's way cool but he'll get his don't you worry .. people will soon see what a horrible piece of crud he really is .. thinks he's so righteous comming up with clever new posts everyday .. he'll produce a dud soon, you just wait and see if he doesn't!

  unclebruce
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  Assorted fundie christian nonsense part I

  by expatbrit in

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  here, for your amusement, an assortment of fundie nonsense gleaned from the wonderful wide web:.

  everybody jesuit now:.

  did you know that the "fruit of islam" is a jesuit group; jesse jackson is a jesuit; georgetown university is a jesuit military fortress; george bush junior and senior are jesuits; the nazis were jesuits?

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  wallaby jack

  thanks expat,

  LOL. .. those was almost as funny as Landover Baptist Ministries where Sister Taffy rages against tampons being the devils work etc... So what happens once i've stuffed my cat and cornered my demon?

  unclebruce
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  Lady Lee's story

  by Lady Lee in

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  born in toronto, canada in 1952, i lived with my parents and three younger brothers until i was ten years old.

  there was a lot of violence in our home.

  my father was an abusive, rageful man who took out all his frustrations on his family.

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  wallaby jack

  Welcome aboard LadyLee,

  I've seen your name up there in chat and am pleased you've posted your story. It's one of hope for all the other suffering women out there that they can break free, get an education and thier soul back. (reading about your dislocation from family is heartbreaking but hey .. these folks 'll give you more fun at xmas anyhow

  best wishes and happy posting, unclebruce
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  I've lost my faith, and I'm not sure that's bad.

  by kevin221 in

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  i've tried in the last few months to rely on my faith in god to carry me through the bad hand that life has dealt me, and for the most part i have managed to carry on with my sanity in order.

  i do however have one question that i can't answer and therefore wish to ask you all if you have any clue as to the answer.. the love of my life died and the only consistant reason i get from my reading of the sciprture and my conversations with "religious" persons is that god had a higher purpose for calling my love to heaven.

  this only begs of me to ask the question, if the lifestyle my love was leading was so adverse to god's commandments, then why would he want to call him to a higher purpose?

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  wallaby jack

  I'm saddened to hear of your deep loss Kevin,

  I don't believe in a God in heaven or Angels talking to the souls of the dead or men in clean red suits clambering down my chimney in late December. As far as i can tell the purpose of life is life. We delude ourselves in all kinds of ways when we go beyond that pure and simple thought but often our own stability and survival demand we take respite from lifes hash realities or take on desires and wants to make life worth living. Biologically i have been surplus to requirements for some time now, having replicated my faulty genes some years ago but will spend the next 40 or so years enjoying as many days as possible, reading, swimming, working wood by hand etc..

  best wishes, unclebuce
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  Dilbert

  by hippikon in

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  wallaby jack

  it's ok hippikon, you're safe now .. nobody in australia admits voting for little john and his merry men ;) New Zealand still run from a giant bee hive?

  cheers, unclebruce
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  Saturday Jokes - G rated (sorry)

  by waiting in

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  on the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules.. "the female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.

  anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $25 the first time.".

  he continued, "anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $50.

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  wallaby jack

  ROTFLMHotSummerBloomersOff @ keep warm .. That one really was funny waiting ;)

  sweltering unc. (i don't like jokes, they make me squirm gaggle and grump .. but i've heard they help sad people